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Another joke for today... So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !". But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you", and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very very qui...

After listed some jokes , we have an idea to also post some quotes. Just for some additional contents for you. The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.   - Ronald Reagan The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.   - Oscar Wilde Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.   - Peter De Vries

We have listed websites for live streaming FIFA World Cup 2010 , now we have another great event!!! BET Award 2010 !! The BET Awards were established in 2001 by the Black Entertainment Television network to celebrate African Americans and other minorities in music, acting, sports, and other fields of entertainment over the past year. The awards are presented annually and broadcast live on BET. BET commissioned Artist/Sculptor and Hip Hop culture icon Carlos Mare139 Rodriguez to design the Award sculpture. The BET Awards 2010 will be starting at 8 PM EST, and you can watch it if you have nothing to do and you need something that can entertain you. BET Awards 2010 Live will be hosted by the one and only Queen Latifah. If you’re trying to find reasons on why you should watch 2010 BET Awards Free Online Live Stream! First, it is a must since you will be able to see your favorite musicians, icons and producers as well as movie superstars in one event along with their phenomenal dres...

We have posted a plugin for Firefox , now we also have a trick with it. It's maybe an old thing, but somehow I remember it today. Try to type "about:robots" in the address bar, and you will find this: You also can see "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" on the title bar. "Klaatu barada nikto" is a phrase originating from the science fiction film The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). "Klaatu" is the name of the humanoid alien protagonist in the film. Klaatu (Michael Rennie) commanded Helen Benson (Patricia Neal) that, were anything to happen to him, she must utter the phrase to the robot Gort. In response, Gort relented from destroying the Earth and resurrected Klaatu from death. “     There's no limit to what he can do. He could destroy the earth... If anything should happen to me you must go to Gort, you must say these words, "Klaatu barada nikto", please repeat that.     ” —Klaatu NOTE: JUST NOTICED THAT PEOPLE W...

We have posted a tips on how to speed up your computer . One of the tips is add more RAM. Now we will show you another tips related with RAM, it's "virtual memory". In computing, virtual memory is a memory management technique developed for multitasking kernels; this technique virtualizes a computer architecture's various hardware memory devices (such as RAM modules and disk storage drives), allowing a program to be designed as though: there is only one hardware memory device and this "virtual" device acts like a RAM module. the program has sole access to this virtual RAM module as the basis for a contiguous working memory (an address space). For the best results, Instructables user MoritzB suggests using a USB drive smaller than 4 GB for this little trick. Here are the steps to make your USB Drive works as virtual RAM: Rename your thumb drive as "RAM DRIVE" or something similar, so you can see which drive is being used as RAM. Delete all ...

The race on Internet world is getting hotter. We have see how Google spread their technology , and now it's time for Microsoft. Windows Live Essentials Wave 4: The new suite of Microsoft Windows that allows us to install and access the most important applications of the Microsoft, is now available for download in beta but to developers and curious testers. Also, you can test all these programs before official release. The ‘Wave 4’ Essentials feature multiple additions aimed to improve functionality and ease of use, and they also bring connectivity to social networks, photo and video sharing sites, email services, blogs, and the Office Web Apps. As for Live Sync, the platform enables users to keep files synchronized between multiple PCs and in the cloud, while also providing remote desktop access over the web. Microsoft released the Beta of Windows Live Essentials Wave 4, focused on two things: connecting Windows 7 to the cloud services you already use, and making everyday tasks s...

This blog is a new written one and still on introduction . It need to be introduced to people out there on blogosphere. For those who doesn't know what blogosphere is, it's a term implies that blogs exist together as a connected community (or as a collection of connected communities) or as a social network in which everyday authors can publish their opinions. Today we are verifying our claim on this blog at Technorati,  adn we have our key for that purpose. The key is NQUGKQVYY4R7. What is that word? It's a random character set that define us and our blog. N = News .. Our blog contains news Q = Quality .. We give high quality software, news, tips, etc U = Universal .. Our posts are for everyone G = Good .. We only post good content K = Knowledge .. Reading our posts everyday will give you lot of knowledge Q = Quebec .. I wish someday I can go to Quebec, Canada. V = Verified .. All software written in our blog are verified to run well and has great features Y =...

If you are a web designer, we have some tips for you. If you are an owner of an adult website, we have a good news for you.  ICANN Board Approves Dot-XXX Top-level Domain for Porn Yes, the pornography industry now has its own top domain. It's not only a good news for the industry but also for the parents, it will be much easier to identify a porn site on parental control software. The name is inspired by the former MPAA and BBFC "X" rating, now commonly applied to pornographic movies as "XXX". ICANN (Internet Corporation of Assigned Names and Numbers) announced in June 1, 2005 a preliminary approval of .xxx as an sTLD similar to .aero, .travel, etc., but on May 10, 2006, it reversed the approval, and on March 30, 2007, the ICANN board rejected the .xxx proposal, the third time since the .xxx domain had been first suggested. The decision was appealed by ICM Registry, who on April 26, 2010, sent out an email noting that they had won their appeal with ICANN and...

We have posted about Foobar2000 , a free music player. Now we have another free music player, Songbird. Songbird is a free and open source software audio player and web browser founded by Rob Lord and developed by Pioneers of the Inevitable (with members who previously developed for both Winamp and the Yahoo! Music Engine), with a stated mission " to incubate Songbird, the first Web player, to catalyze and champion a diverse, open Media Web ." Songbird utilizes the cross-platform frameworks, Mozilla's XULRunner and GStreamer media framework, and largely capable of running on Microsoft Windows, Apple Mac OS X, Solaris and Linux. In January 2010, Philips announced they will ship a personalized version of Songbird with some of their line of portable audio video players. On April 2, 2010, it was announced that POTI Inc. will drop official Linux support ending with Songbird version 1.7.2. POTI Inc. would instead focus on its Windows and Mac OS X versions of Songbird, providin...

Another security utility for you. Softwink announces the release of Sagan, a real time log monitoring system. Sagan is a multi-threaded, real time system and event log monitoring system, but with a twist. Sagan uses a "Snort" like rule set for detecting bad things happening on your network and/or computer systems. If Sagan detects a "bad thing" happening, that event can be stored to a Snort database (MySQL/PostgreSQL) and Sagan will attempt to correlate the event with your Snort Intrusion Detection/Intrusion Prevention (IDS/IPS) system. Sagan is fast - Sagan is written in C and is a multi-threaded application. Sagan is threaded to prevent blocking Input/Output (I/O). For example, data processing doesn't stop when an SQL query is needed. Sagan uses a "Snort" like rule set - If you're a user of "Snort" and understand Snort rule sets, then you already understand Sagan rule sets. Essentially, Sagan is compatible with Snort rule management...

If you want to create a great photo album, we have posted a tips for that purpose . Now if you want to impress your friend with a nice transforming image, you can use FotoMorph. FotoMorph is a photo animation tool with a super-friendly user interface. It allows you to transform static images of portrait photos in the animated image. Minimal user will need two different portraits, which are using the friendly interface and the application of various effects can "revive" and even a flash-movie. FotoMorph can use the technique of animation, in which one image gradually turns into another. With the help of the program you can turn the other into a tiger, watch as your child becomes an adult. All depends on your imagination! Amaze your friends and family with unbelievable transformations! Morphing is an animation technique in which one image is gradually turned into another. FotoMorph lets you make incredible morphs in minutes. You've seen them in the movies and on TV, ...

Google have announce their plan on Chromium OS , now we'll see another Chromium project. It's Google Chrome web browser.  A new stable channel release of Google Chrome just came out and it brings integrated Flash to the browser—Chrome will now update and manage Flash for you. Google Chrome 5.0.375.86 has been released to the Stable channel on Linux, Mac, and Windows.  From this version forward Chrome will handle Flash updates so you'll never be prompted again to download Flash, update Flash, or interact with it in any way. Not only is that convenient, but it's also a great way to automatically keep on top of security updates. The integrated flash player has been enabled by default and the following security issues were resolved: [ 38105 ] Medium XSS via application/json response (regression). Credit to Ben Davis for original discovery and Emanuele Gentili for regression discovery. [ 43322 ] Medium Memory error in video handling. Credit to Mark Dowd under contract...

Here is a another freeware for you. Free utility ClickOff monitors a user-defined list of annoying nag windows and pop-ups—"Are you sure you want to quit this application"—and automatically handles the dialog box with whatever response you prefer. Features: Automatically clicks button on error messages that come up all the time. Fills in text Closes browser popups Minimizes or maximizes windows Delay times can be set to allow user intervention Single entries can be disabled temporarily False clicks are avoided by taking the message text into the proccess of detecting. To close windows that contain certain words, wildcards can be used The scanning speed can be set Can be disabled for a short period or permanently without having to be exited. Has very low system resource needs, takes about 1 sec. to load and doesn't slow down the system while running. Simple usage through hotkey support Has language file support ClickOff official site: www.johanneshuebner...

We have suggested some tips for you. Now we have a little more tips for speeding up your computer:  Windows Defragmenter utility: You can use this utility by using this path Start > Programs > Accessories > System tools > Disk defragmenter. This is built-in utility in Windows operating systems and this will automatically analyze the empty disk space on the hard disk and defragment and all scattered files. If you need a more professional tool for this purpose, you can check our post about disk defragmenter .  Shutdown Unnecessary programs: By using this path Start > Run > Msconfig > Startup, you can close all unwanted programs at the Windows startup and this will automatically increase the windows loading time and speed of the computer will also be increased. Increase RAM: By increasing the RAM in your system you can get exceptional fast speed of your computer. Disk Cleanup: By using the disk clean up utility Start > Programs > Accessories ...

Sometimes I left my computer downloading something with download manager while I go to work. And I need to shutdown my computer after the download process is completed. I use a tool called "Shutdown Timer". Shutdown Timer is a utlity that will allow you to perform certain actions relating to shutting down the system. The user interface is easy to use and understand and you should be able to get to grips with it. Windows has built-in tools for basic shut down like using schedules tasks to specify when you want your machine to shut down. The built-in functionality isn't very diverse or—as your demands get more advanced—easy to use. Shutdown Timer makes it dead simple to specify things like "Shut down my computer when the CPU usage falls below 20% for at least 20 minutes." or "Hibernate after my network card is idle for 15 minutes." The name is catchy, but you shouldn't take it too literally; Shutdown Timer lets you do other operations besides just...

We have posted some links for FIFA World Cup 2010 live streaming . One thing about this event is the constant buzzing sound of Vuvuzela, and it's a little annoying for me. Thanks to the great engineers at Stardock and  Centre for Digital Music at Queen Mary, University of London , now we can enjoy the live streaming without this Vuvuzela sound. For you who just hear the sound but don't know what Vuvuzela is, here is some info about Vuvuzela. The vuvuzela , also known as lepatata (its Tswana name), stadium horn and plastic trumpet, is a typical 65 cm (2.13 ft) plastic blowing horn that produces a loud, distinctive monotone B?3 note (the B? below middle C). A similar instrument, known as the corneta, is used in Brazil and other Latin American countries. Many types of vuvuzela, made by several manufacturers, may produce varying intensity and frequency outputs. The intensity of these outputs depends on the blowing technique and pressure exerted. Traditionally made and inspired f...

The word “software” has actually been in use for decades before the invention of the computer – it was actually coined in 1851 in the cotton and wool mills of North West England to describe clothing and cloth which had a superior finish – it was quite literally soft wear. The modern source of the term, “software”, dates back to 1960 and was used to describe the programs which were run on a computer, itself termed “hardware”. Hardware was a term borrowed from the tools, plant and machinery vendors who referred to their goods as “hardware”, as in the hardware store – a popular term used widely in society those perhaps less today. In the pre-computer era, hardware was more likely to be used to refer to a hammer or circular saw than an electronic gadget. The first use of hardware as it applies to computers and peripherals is thought to have originated from the NASA rocket development teams who designed, built and tested the rockets and systems which would one day take men to the moon. ...

We have posted a tips for creating a good presentation , now we will play more with Ms. Power Point. We found a nice and easy to follow instruction about it on Microsoft's site. Microsoft PowerPoint creates a new presentation when you use the photo album feature. Any presentations you currently have open in PowerPoint will not be affected by this task. On the Insert menu, point to Picture, and then click New Photo Album. In the Photo Album dialog box, add the pictures you want to appear in your photo album. - Repeat Step 2 for as many pictures as you want to add to your photo album. - Under Album Layout, do any of the following: If you want to select the layout of your pictures and text boxes on the slides in your photo album, select a layout in the Picture layout list. If you select Fit to slide as your picture layout, you are unable to add or change frame shapes and design templates. If you want to select the shape of a frame to use with your pictures, select a s...

Another joke from lolisoft today...   CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471 In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passwords. All users of computing facilities are instructed to change their passwords to conform to these rules immediately. RULES FOR THE SELECTION OF PASSWORDS: 1. A password must be at least six characters long, and must not contain two occurrences of a character in a row, or a sequence of two or more characters from the alphabet in forward or reverse order. Example: HGQQXP is an invalid password. GFEDCB is an invalid password. 2. A password may not contain two or more letters in the same position as any previous password. Example: If a previous password was GKPWTZ, then NRPWHS would be invalid because PW occurs in the same position in both passwords. 3. A password may not contain the name o...

We have discussed about OSI Layer security , now we will see one TCP/IP Protocol that commonly used as a secure connection, HTTPS. Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure (HTTPS) is a combination of the Hypertext Transfer Protocol with the SSL/TLS protocol to provide encryption and secure (website security testing) identification of the server. It uses port 443. HTTPS connections are often used for payment transactions on the World Wide Web and for sensitive transactions in corporate information systems. HTTPS should not be confused with Secure HTTP (S-HTTP) specified in RFC 2660 The main idea of HTTPS is to create a secure channel over an insecure network. This ensures reasonable protection from eavesdroppers and man-in-the-middle attacks, provided that adequate cipher suites are used and that the server certificate is verified and trusted. The trust inherent in HTTPS is based on major certificate authorities which come pre-installed in browser software (this is equivalent to sayi...

You have some MP3 , and now you want to download more MP3 . One tool that can help you to make your downloading job easier is download manager. A download manager is a computer program dedicated to the task of downloading (and sometimes uploading) possibly unrelated stand-alone files from (and sometimes to) the Internet for storage. This is unlike a World Wide Web browser, which is mainly intended to browse web pages, composed of a multitude of smaller files, where error-free moving of files for permanent storage is of secondary importance. (A failed or incomplete web page file rarely ruins the page.)  The typical download manager at a minimum provides means to recover from errors without losing the work already completed, and can optionally split the file to be downloaded (or uploaded) into 2 or more segments, which are then moved in parallel, potentially making the process faster within the limits of the available bandwidth. (A few servers are known to block moving files in...

If working with registry is a breakfast or a very easy job for you, then maybe you can consider yourself as someone with a little better knowledge in computer. Make it a little higher and you can be a System Engineer. To get better resume, you need to take some certification. One of the most famous certification is MCSE or Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. Article below will shows you a little about MCSE or Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer: A growing number of people are working at attempting to make a profession out of their involvement with computers, computer programming and related enterprises. To this end, a considerable lot of people are attempting to find methods through which they can make their services more marketable in today's competitive world. Consequently, many people are seeking training as an MCSE or Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer. Perhaps you are one of the many people who is attempting to make a career in the field of computers, computer pr...

You maybe want to send your file using FTP , and to make it faster, you need to compress it. You can use this new software for this purpose, PeaZip. Flexibility PeaZip can extract most of archive formats both from Windows and Unix worlds, ranging from mainstream formats as 7Z, RAR, TAR and ZIP to experimental ones like PAQ/LPAQ family, currently the most powerful compressor available. PeaZip supports creating archives with a wide range of compression and encryption standards, and allows to export job definition as scripts to bridge the gap between GUI and console applications, and let the user pick the best of the two worlds. PeaZip is a reliable solution for most of the archive types you may met, and will help you in finding the right tool for a wide range of specific needs if you are searching for speed, or maximum compression, or strong encryption. Portability You can use PeaZip on all Windows version and on Linux (PeaZip is a desktop neutral application) with the same featu...

We have discussed antivirus before, now we will discuss its friend. Nowadays, you might have noticed of a threatening word "Spyware". Spyware software is becoming annoyance for the companies. Spyware is likely to be verified as a great damager to the companies. It is not so noticeable like spam and virus assaults to the systems. Spyware could be destructive and cause financial losses. Spyware infection can slow you down while online, or even prevent you from using your PC. Spyware is almost an invisible software programs that collects and transmits personal or company's important data through the Internet without being noticed. The transferred data could be used for smashing up your company's credit or might hard hit its profits. Entry point of Spyware: It could enter your network by auto-download software that automatically downloaded to your network, even without user's acknowledgement. It could also enter with software, which is downloaded by user that includ...

Time to release some stress.. Time for a joke and a glass of beer. Let see how a glass of beer can represents some operating systems: DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. Mac Beer -- At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. Windows 3.1 Beer -- The wo...